Read aloud to enhance the pleasure!
Otto opted to operate overtly without offending the official hombres. (Please fasten your seatbelts during takeoff). The Oklahoma oilman was offloading obelisks that would occupy the outback by the olive trees. The obelisk odyssey had obliged Otto to obtain ozone permits to lease oxcarts without odometers for the journey. The oxcart operators were off-duty officers from Oshkosh, who drove the oxen, and wore orange organdy overshirts. (Feel free to move about the cabin). Otto had omitted an outdated opinion by his obese brother Oscar, who had opined that otters should occupy outlying streams in the oak forest.
Otto objected to Oscar’s offhand outbursts; citing that his obesity had obliged him to obey orders from older overseers. Truth be told, Oscar’s obesity occurred when he overate oysters and okra without oatmeal. His oncologist had observed Oscar’s obsession with Veal Oscar (sorry about that), and onion omelets had opened his olfactory senses to their limits. Oscar’s office, on the outskirts of Ocean City, was octagonal in shape, with overdone oil paintings of octopus and ocelots. Oscar outweighed Otto, aided by an overbite that allowed him to play the ocarina, off key of course, while consuming organic oven baked orange roughy doused with oregano.
Oscar’s ocarina overtures received ovations for his octave opuses! His sweetheart, Oprah, was an oboist in the orchestra for the opera Othello. Oprah took an oath to play only oldies despite the objections of the oracles. Her optimism helped organize the oriental organists to oppose the Orthodox, whose outdated and offkey offerings had obliterated the oboist’s ovations. Oscar took Oprah out to dinner at the Olive Garden; the menu offered octopus, oxtail, and ocean perch fried in olive oil. Side dishes included okra soaked in oyster sauce, and orange slices. Back at his office, they read Oliver Wendell Holmes until 3 AM.
Otto’s ocelot occupied the outdoor atrium near the orchids. He owned the outback, and could outrun and outjump any invader. Otto fed his ocelot, then left to take Oprah to the big game! It was the Oklahoma Oilskins opposing the Ottawa Outlaws. Oscar’s brother Otto owned the origami booth outside the stadium, and was outraged by the owner’s booth (next to his) that oozed opium odors, which were overwhelming the oxygen levels of his customers. The opium owner offered to offset the odor by oxidizing the offending smell, thereby outfoxing the odor! In addition, he invited Oprah and Oscar to an “all-you-can-eat” oxtail feast; with entertainment by Ozzy Osbourne!
Our Odyssey is complete!