Reformation Overdue

It all began, not too long ago, when a teenager put his baseball cap on BACKWARDS. This young member of the acne generation was clueless, [are we surprised?] about the chaos he set in motion, by rebelling against proper baseball...

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New Game Show

Ask the Commanders in Chief The latest concept in entertainment airs tonight! This is a new broadcast innovation that will allow the listening public to ask pertinent questions of U.S. presidents past and present. Never...

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Moonlighting on Morpine

Read Aloud to Maximize the Effect Marty manipulated most of the mousse into Maureen’s moistened tresses, using the mild, milky mousses that Maureen’s mother had insisted upon. Marty was of the mindset that mocked the...

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I’m Confused

When someone is not feeling well, he is said to be “under the weather”. When he recovers from this malady, how do we describe his state of being? Obviously, he is not “over the weather”, but is it safe to say that he is...

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Herbie and Harry

Reading this out loud may be a challenge. Give it a try! Herbie and Harry were partners in Helping Hands Inc. which was headquartered in Houston, and received funding from Health and Human Services. The hired help wore halos...

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Footnotes

The judge called for quiet in the courtroom. My attorney cautioned me not to say anything (I’m the plaintiff). He further instructed the defendant (that’s also me) to remain mute. Confusing? Not at all; let me explain. I am...

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LLoyds of LLondon

Reading this out loud will make you laugh. Give it a try. Lulu was lukewarm about lobotomies, and was leaning toward legislation to legitimize using leprechauns to bring luck to loyal libertines. A license to be lewd and...

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Jeff

Try to read this out loud. It will make you laugh. Jeff jerked the jewels from Jerry, jumped into the Jaguar, jousted with the joystick, and sped away. He felt jittery, in need of some Java for his jangled nerves. He...

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If I Only had a Grant

On 25 April, the N.I.H. (National Institute of Health), awarded a grant of $80,000 for a study to determine if mice (rats) stuttered! This brief announcement, without details, allowed my imagination to run amok! Imagine, 50...

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G is for Goofin’ Around

Read aloud to enhance the pleasure and effect. An alliteration is when you use words that have the same sound at the beginning i.e. bridge over a babbling brook; then the fun starts!! George gulped down his gumbo, while...

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