Facing the Facts

Read aloud to enhance the effect Felipe and Fritz sold food on the ferry between Fairplay and Foulball on the Foxtail River. Between French fries and fudge sickles, Fritz felt free to falsify facts about the fifty flavors of...

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OOOOOOH MY!

Read aloud to enhance the pleasure! Otto opted to operate overtly without offending the official hombres. (Please fasten your seatbelts during takeoff). The Oklahoma oilman was offloading obelisks that would occupy the outback...

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No Room at the In

The syllabus described the class as, “Intro into enclosed incubators.” I was an intern investigating the interest involved in the internal plant operations. My instructions were to make inroads into the intense involvement of...

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Seymour’s Folly

The secret was out. Seymour was in seclusion when the seaplane hit the serf (surf, I know.) The servants, who were seeking Seymour, were searching in the seaweed near the seawall; where they had seen seahorses in the sediment...

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Bernard the Bobblehead

Read aloud to maximize the effect Bubblehead was the name his mother, Beatrice blurted behind his back, when she boasted about Bernard’s badges for being the best bookbinder in Boston. He had a backlog of big-league writers...

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Buzz

Beecause bees are beeautiful, Beernie beecame a beedrock of bee lore.  He beelieved in, and beefriended the beeggers and the beeboppers that were beetween and beetwixt in their beehavior toward bees.  They said...

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A Plus

(Read aloud to enhance your listening pleasure.) Aloysius, the son of Aristotle and Ann, abided in Avondale, Arizona on Amherst Avenue. It amused Aloysius to activate the alarm around ate o’clock (sorry), arousing all the...

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A Pair of Pixies

An Alliteration to be Read Aloud to Enhance the Pleasure It was paramount to Pedro and Pablo that prepaid passes for the performance would be packaged with the parking permits. Pacifists were picketing the Palladium on pack...

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This and That

Theodore’s thesis on thematic theater, (you see where this is going, right?) was received by the Theatergoers Theatrical Society with thunderous applause. The New York Thimes (did I do that?) thanked their loyal readers for...

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The Double Deal

Read aloud to enhance the effect! I dare you. The dean of Dartmouth College denied drinking down a dozen daiquiris before daybreak.  Dean Davis deftly downplayed his dubious doubters, by citing his doctorate degree as...

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