Sink the Bismarck

I began to unwrap the unused uniforms that had been unearthed during the unarmed phase of operation, “Unmask the Unruly.” Uncle Sam had unleashed an ungodly assault to unthrone the unstable units of the underdog Army. Without...

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M & M’s

Reading this aloud will tie you in knots! “A monumental muck up!” moaned Maurice to Malcolm after measuring the mechanic’s maximum margins on markdowns on Mazda manifolds. Maurice and Malcolm were managing partners of...

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Josh Plus ISH

Could Josh abolish catfish? Why not banish instead of abolish? The goal had been to quash the onrush of outlandish fools seeking to embellish, and possibly even demolish the status quo. International outcries from the Spanish...

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Razzmatazz

Reading this out loud will make you laugh. Rabbits run over at a random roadside road kill, had ramped up the ruckus among the renters who resided in the rustic rundown road houses on Rockslide Ridge. Randall and his wife...

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Moonlighting on Morpine

Read Aloud to Maximize the Effect Marty manipulated most of the mousse into Maureen’s moistened tresses, using the mild, milky mousses that Maureen’s mother had insisted upon. Marty was of the mindset that mocked the...

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Herbie and Harry

Reading this out loud may be a challenge. Give it a try! Herbie and Harry were partners in Helping Hands Inc. which was headquartered in Houston, and received funding from Health and Human Services. The hired help wore halos...

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LLoyds of LLondon

Reading this out loud will make you laugh. Give it a try. Lulu was lukewarm about lobotomies, and was leaning toward legislation to legitimize using leprechauns to bring luck to loyal libertines. A license to be lewd and...

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Jeff

Try to read this out loud. It will make you laugh. Jeff jerked the jewels from Jerry, jumped into the Jaguar, jousted with the joystick, and sped away. He felt jittery, in need of some Java for his jangled nerves. He...

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G is for Goofin’ Around

Read aloud to enhance the pleasure and effect. An alliteration is when you use words that have the same sound at the beginning i.e. bridge over a babbling brook; then the fun starts!! George gulped down his gumbo, while...

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