The Land O Lakes people have offered to sponsor me in the annual Wisconsin Butter Sculpture Festival. My entry would be an interpretation of Rodin’s The Thinker; except that my Butter Thinker would be sitting to Plato’s left...
Author - Don Ware
The words that form our language, probably take days or even weeks to create. Just imagine a committee made up of 26 people, who represent each letter of the alphabet. The “S” group has a major proposal to put up before the...
I began to unwrap the unused uniforms that had been unearthed during the unarmed phase of operation, “Unmask the Unruly.” Uncle Sam had unleashed an ungodly assault to unthrone the unstable units of the underdog Army. Without...
(Read aloud for maximum effect.) At 3 am, they took my Buick Regal out of the driveway! My initial reaction was revulsion! The car’s transmission was in remission, the brakes relined, the tires recapped, and the seats...
The narrator speaks, “The scene is a concert hall in lower Manhattan; but all the seats are empty. The stage is crowded with animals of every shape and kind. They seem to be excited, nervous, and growing impatient. While...
Reading this aloud will tie you in knots! “A monumental muck up!” moaned Maurice to Malcolm after measuring the mechanic’s maximum margins on markdowns on Mazda manifolds. Maurice and Malcolm were managing partners of...
Could Josh abolish catfish? Why not banish instead of abolish? The goal had been to quash the onrush of outlandish fools seeking to embellish, and possibly even demolish the status quo. International outcries from the Spanish...
(I rote this win I wuz a chile) Their was going to be a wedding! The invitations had been scent, and the quire would sing special hims that wood be herd throughout the church. The preacher nose about reaching a hire power for...
The Rhymers, the Metaphor people, and the Expressionists extraordinaire, were there at the beginning. They established verse and stanza instead of paragraphs, to build and maintain the flow of the story. Every emotion, feeling...
Reading this out loud will make you laugh. Rabbits run over at a random roadside road kill, had ramped up the ruckus among the renters who resided in the rustic rundown road houses on Rockslide Ridge. Randall and his wife...